Addendum to previous post

The reason I know what a fornicating hedgehog sounds like is because I grew up in the countryside. On numerous occasions, I was woken up in the night by the sound of heavy panting from outside my window. One day, I decided to confront what I thought was an asthmatic burglar and, instead, discovered two hedgehogs 'in flagrante'. Suffice to say, I made my excuses and left.